Jessica: You know, this is the most confused I’ve ever seen Tails get from an upcoming episode summary. BY FAR.
Tails: We were in bed, on the phone, high as hell, and I just could NOT comprehend it when you told me! Pops and surfing?? How the hell does that make sense??
Jessica: I wasn’t exactly enthused by the description either, but that’s because Pops episodes don’t have the greatest track record. Who the fuck expects them to make sense though??
Tails: Let me put it to you this way: the plot for this episode sounded ten times weirder to me than the one where Pops had a friggin’ rap battle!
Jessica: I still don’t see how! Like most of the weird junk Pops does, he’s just doing it because it’s the very first thing he noticed during an idle moment. If it’s a thing that people can do, that’s all the motivation he needs; if someone goes out of their way to tell him he can’t, even better!